I Missed The Memo

 

Someone forgot to tell me.

Foiled Again

I suppose this is all rendered moot because the person who posted this status will probably see this comic anyway.

Graham Cracker

The best part is that I see her in the halls and I think she deliberately looks away so that she doesn't have to talk to me.

I'm really sorry, I just love graham crackers! And they were cinnamon! 

On, "Cave of Forgotten Dreams"

 

I don't want to say that movie was bogus, but...

yeah.

But at least they had comic relief!  

Work-Related Nonsense Part 3 (THE FINAL INSTALLATION!)

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

...and I was working that same line where the bags of buns got backed up, only I was at the beginning of the line. Hot dog buns come a-flying at you from a conveyor belt, and you have to flip them all right-side up before they go through the slicer. 

 It's really, really boring. Those buns, they ain't a-stoppin'!

And then sometimes they get backed up (surprise) and Bun Mountain comes shooting down the belt at your face. 
And everybody panics.  

And now I'm back at school!

Work-Related Nonsense Part 2

 

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

And on one of the lines (affectionately titled the "Automated Bun Line", ABL)  in the bun shop, one worker had to stand at the end of the line, toss bags of buns onto a plastic palette, and place the palette on a wheely-rack to be hauled away. Of course, because everything in this factory is a thousand years old, sometimes things would malfunction. 

In this case, a bag of buns could get itself stuck between the different sections of the conveyor belt and thus hold up the rest of the bunbags coming down the line. 

The worst part was all of the older workers staring at you with that look of discontent and disappointment, as if you're some sort of idiot or something. 

And I was. 

But it still hurt.

Work-Related Nonsense Part 1

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

...and when I had to work back at the fryer flipping over unturned doughnuts, I made a game out of seeing how many I could flip with one poke. 
It was fun times.
(Four was my record)