I Missed The Memo

 

Someone forgot to tell me.

Foiled Again

I suppose this is all rendered moot because the person who posted this status will probably see this comic anyway.

Graham Cracker

The best part is that I see her in the halls and I think she deliberately looks away so that she doesn't have to talk to me.

I'm really sorry, I just love graham crackers! And they were cinnamon! 

On, "Cave of Forgotten Dreams"

 

I don't want to say that movie was bogus, but...

yeah.

But at least they had comic relief!  

Work-Related Nonsense Part 3 (THE FINAL INSTALLATION!)

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

...and I was working that same line where the bags of buns got backed up, only I was at the beginning of the line. Hot dog buns come a-flying at you from a conveyor belt, and you have to flip them all right-side up before they go through the slicer. 

 It's really, really boring. Those buns, they ain't a-stoppin'!

And then sometimes they get backed up (surprise) and Bun Mountain comes shooting down the belt at your face. 
And everybody panics.  

And now I'm back at school!

Work-Related Nonsense Part 2

 

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

And on one of the lines (affectionately titled the "Automated Bun Line", ABL)  in the bun shop, one worker had to stand at the end of the line, toss bags of buns onto a plastic palette, and place the palette on a wheely-rack to be hauled away. Of course, because everything in this factory is a thousand years old, sometimes things would malfunction. 

In this case, a bag of buns could get itself stuck between the different sections of the conveyor belt and thus hold up the rest of the bunbags coming down the line. 

The worst part was all of the older workers staring at you with that look of discontent and disappointment, as if you're some sort of idiot or something. 

And I was. 

But it still hurt.

Work-Related Nonsense Part 1

SO I HAD THIS JOB AT A BREAD / DOUGHNUT FACTORY...

...and when I had to work back at the fryer flipping over unturned doughnuts, I made a game out of seeing how many I could flip with one poke. 
It was fun times.
(Four was my record)

ADVENTURE.

Memes trolololololol

How to Tan!

Follow my tips for some sexy hot tan lines! Your friends will think you're ridiculously awesome and cool and you will be the envy of everyone.

...What.

Yeah, I don't...
what?

Skunks

...we then proceeded to play in the sand in the volleyball courts. 


Sorry for the lack of updates. Does the fact that everything in this has value make up for it...?

Moth

It's okay, I scared him off with my intimidating shouting.

Fanciful Headwear!

MY FRIEND ERIN (KITTY ALICE K) MADE ME HATS AND I WAS SO EXCITED I ALMOST POOPED MYSELF. 
They were so special I had to put them in color. Thanks so much, Erin! I owe you art. 

Also, wtf blogspot, deleting my posts like that. Not appreciated. 

Oops.

Sorry for the lack of updates, guys. I've been busy with, you know, work. And trolling the internet for hours on end. 
I'll get new things up soon, I promise.

The Bearded Kid(s)

http://thebeardedkidcomic.blogspot.com/
This guy. 
Hilarious. 

Dorm Visitor

Come visit me! 
...Please?
P.S. Jessi is...was...my roommate. I miss her a lot, just sayin'

Saturday Nights

I feel as if this one is exceptionally boring, though.

Naptime

INTENSE.
Incidentally, I did not take a nap because I was drawing this. 
BEDS ARE FOR WUSSIES. 

So, I Have This Job...

I work as a housekeeper at my school and, until now, all I've had to do was dust and vacuum the library, and sweep the stairwells (which, by the way, are disgusting).  Today, they had me one of these beasts and tell me to go take care of the hallways. 
There's gotta be some sort of technique to using these...But, I mean, I was picking up copious amounts of dirt and nastiness, so hopefully I was doing it somewhat correctly. (Although, that may have just been because the floors are that gross). 
tl;dr
I'm too dumb to operate the simplest of cleaning devices.

Temperature Control

FOR A DORM ROOM WHOSE TEMPERATURE IS USUALLY 85 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, THIS IS A VERY STRANGE OCCURRENCE.

April Fools!

 

Dang it.

Jacqueline du Pre

This is my good friend Josh.
He plays the cello.
He also has very pointy Italian shoes. 

DanaDaylee

New life goal.
But seriously internet, stop being complete douchers.

Mondays

New respect for Allie Brosh. 
Also, why does gesso take so long to dry, I'm running out of internet. 

Epiphany

Even the serious ones.

Pokemaster

Hello, I like to pretend that I am Katie Tiedrich (while doing my liberal arts assignments).


I'm working on some sort of schedule for this site. I'm thinking maybe Wednesday and Friday updates, because no one ever updates on Wednesdays...and I have nothing to do on Fridays except draw comics, apparently.

No but seriously--

Ohio is a perpetual raincloud of depression.
Back from Wisconsin for spring break, bro. 

The Browinator

Where are my hedge shears? 
Guest appearance by Piper!

Well hello there, internet

Class assignment forums are the pits.